ANGEL LUST OVERVIEW |
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| Youngest | Oldest | Average Age | Score Potential |
| Peter Frampton (71) | Henry Kissinger (98) | 85.5 | 290 |
CELEBRITIES |
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| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Angela Lansbury | "Death, Morty hopes" | 10/16/1925 | 96 | 4 | 10/11/2022 |
| Clint Eastwood | Once talked to a chair | 5/31/1930 | 92 | 8 | |
| Jerry Lee Lewis | Married his cousin | 9/29/1935 | 87 | 13 | 10/28/2022 |
| Warren Buffet | Too rich to die | 8/30/1930 | 92 | 8 | |
| Mel Brooks | Would have been cancelled in today's society | 6/28/1926 | 96 | 4 | |
| Tina Turner | Ike always said that she could take a punch | 11/26/1939 | 82 | 18 | |
| Barbara Eden | Responsible for many a prepubescent boner back in the day | 8/23/1931 | 91 | 9 | |
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Linda Ronstadt | Used to bang Jerry Brown | 7/15/1946 | 76 | 24 | |
| Carol Burnett | What's in her ear??? | 4/26/1933 | 89 | 11 | |
| Jamie Farr | Transvestite pioneer | 7/1/1934 | 88 | 12 | |
| Henry Kissinger | Evil mother fucker | 5/27/1923 | 99 | 1 | |
| Gary Busey | Half-brained Nick Nolte | 6/29/1944 | 78 | 22 | |
| Robert Redford | Preparing to audition as Leatherface without makeup | 8/18/1936 | 86 | 14 | |
| Loretta Lynn | Coal miner's daughter | 4/14/1932 | 90 | 10 | 10/4/2022 |
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Peter Frampton | Can make his guitar talk | 4/22/1950 | 72 | 28 | |
| Jack Nicklaus | Does a Golden Bear shit in the woods? | 1/21/1940 | 82 | 18 | |
| David Crosby | Gave Melissa Etheridge his sperm | 8/14/1941 | 81 | 19 | |
| Phil Donahue | Still holds a grudge against Oprah | 12/21/1935 | 86 | 14 | |
| Pele | It's called SOCCER | 10/23/1940 | 82 | 18 | 12/29/2022 |
| Bob Dylan | Literally knocking on heaven's door | 5/24/1941 | 81 | 19 | |